Well, i’m 5 years old.
I run the place that Court lives in and sometimes like to wind him up – it is fun! I have been told not to do it so much, but I’m a cat so I don’t know what that means!
I am a working cat and do actually look after the old git! My tally looks like this:
- I have scared all the pigeons out of the garden – only the brave come back!
- I have managed to deliver Court medication – numerous times
- I have stopped Court from committing suicide – a few times (Trust me, Court actually managing it won’t ever actually happen on my watch)
- I have protected Court from one lightning strike
- I sat with Court after he got hit by another lightning strike and waited by his side for 9 hours for an ambulance to turn up and take him to hospital. Trust me I had words with the Paramedics – they won’t make the same mistake twice!
- And I have managed to set off all the CCTV cameras when Court has been really sick!
- I am an expert in reducing PTSD attacks!
- Oh and 2 of Court’s internet stalkers started stalking me when I had my own website!
Not a bad little reputation.
I used to occasionally run his office too – when he had one!
When i’m not being useful I like to eat. sleep and play with my little football!
I like Dreamies a lot and prefer the yellow and orange packets!
I have also become a big fan of retro games from the Atari 2600 era. You can blame that on Court too!
Oh and Spurs fan can leave now!
PS: Would the person anonymously sending me trade packs (very large boxes) of dreamies please, please come forward as I want to say thank you!
Court Guinness 
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