The London Marathon 2024

Tomorrow its the London Marathon. As usual, I will be "participating". I am reckoning on 15 minutes this year which will be a record. That is 15 minutes before I get bored and turn the telly to another channel!! Yes its a standard gag!

Trick Or Treat Poster

For many years I have used the following poster for my front door for Halloween. It is to dissuade the local kids from knocking on my front door. This year I think I need a small change so I am inviting you all to vote on the new face of my trick or treat poster. …

NHS Funny 10/01/2023

After my blog and podcast about fixing the NHS I have received some funny memes about the current state of the NHS and I shall be publishing the best ones here. Here is the installment for 10/01/2023.

Comedy Club For Sale*

I have a wonderful comedy club available in Liverpool. Excellent site with potential (STPP) £POA Ref: 666. Situated in a salubrious part of Liverpool is this extensive comedy club which holds a massive 53,394 people. Every Weekend for 40 weeks of the year it plays host to 11 comedy failures and 11 much better acts …

Fun! Larry Evicts Boris

Please click or see below for Larry The Cat's eviction notice to Boris Johnson. Pure class!

Change Of Government

Please let it be so!

Thanks To All Who Responded

Unfortunately my offer of a threesome with me and Boris Johnson with Larry The Cat watching and the £10,000,000 cash for the privilege was an April Fool!